available: vintage housewife

KEY POINTS:

{can cook gourmet meals or microwave pizzas, has own trust fund (no gold diggers here), college educated, has a crazy (non jerry springer-esque) so able to deal with yours, can camp out for days or stay at the ritz and be mistaken for a native in both arenas, college educated+post professional degrees, holds her liquor better than most fraternity presidents, thinks mustaches are funny, can drop it low on the dancefloor like B, loves to host dinner parties like grandma used to do, has quick wit like a sharp shooter, dresses impeccably and will make sure you do to, has excellent health insurance, lady in the streets but a freak in the sheets}